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at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*
everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too
the deadliest mass shooting in US history was committed by a white american. never forget that.
Actually the worst mass shooting was at wounded knee so stop trying to pretend that this is a race issue when you don’t have your facts straight
that was literally white colonizers murdering native americans (you know, nonwhites)
thx for proving OP’s point even more
this is one of the funniest exchanges i’ve ever had
“The deadliest mass shooting in american history was committed by a white person”
“You’re wrong, the deadliest mass shooting in american history was committed by white people”
my favourite thing to do with my internet friends is pretend i don’t know what shit like “juice” is because it’s “just not a thing here”. so like, i love that kind of joke as much as the next girl, but what the fuck is a pep rally
guys this wasn’t a girl who cried wolf bit of humour i legit haven’t the foggiest clue as to what a pep rally is
its where everyone in the entire school goes into the gym and sits on the bleachers arranged by what grade youre in, and the band plays and the cheerleaders do a routine and then someone yells through a megaphone for ten minutes straight about how Our School Is The Best School And We Are Great
and then they pick the most Popular kids from each grade and do a Battle Of The Classes and basically see who can scream the loudest while the popular kids play tug of war or eat donuts off a string or something
is american education just a cult that tens of millions of people are in on
At my school, you were the school colors the whole day and then at the end, everyone goes to the auditorium and the teams play their hype videos/highlight reels and beg everyone to please attend one game.
i normally hate adding stories in the reblogs but my high school was psychotic. we had this rivalry with another school that’s been going on for 100 years, so was a big deal. the day of the football game we have a pep rally, but instead of wearing school spirit gear we’re supposed to wear all black because the pep rally is a funeral for our rival school where we mourn the raven, their mascot. we get a raven effigy and put it in a coffin, and all the football players and cheerleaders gather around while one of our english teachers reads a eulogy about how our football team killed the raven. and then the football players lift the casket up and carry it outside while the band plays the chopin funeral march. the whole school goes outside and the football team lights the raven on fire. it’s ridiculous. sounds like i’m making it up for notes but i’m not (because no one gives me notes anyway lol))
my favorite feeling is when someone does something and your immediate thought is “I love you.” like it could be something small or stupid or very typical of them but they do it and your brain is just like, yeah that’s why I love that human
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